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Instructions

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What a New Year without champagne? So buy it as much as you can, even a whole box. Many - not a little. Better save on snacks: there is nothing to overload the stomach, damage the body.

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Start consuming this wonderful drinklong before the battle of the chimes. Then, listening to some uncle in a strict suit and tie, politely turning from the TV screen to all the dear Russians and to you in particular, you will come in emotion and delight. And you immediately want to do something very good for someone. Even neighbors who you can not stand on other days and nights. So turn your music center on full volume. Let the ceiling, the floor and the walls tremble. Neighbors are also people, they need to hear this music.

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If you somehow hear a weak trilldoor bell, open and with a joyful smile, let the neighbor - the grandmother of the "divine dandelion". And then, from the spot without leaving, pour her a "penalty." Do not listen to her mournful refusals: they say, she can not, she does not allow her health and, in general, she came to ask to reduce the sound, she can not hear in her own flat of the TV, as without the "Blue Light". Let him drink first, and then another. Well, by itself, and the third - because God loves the trinity. Will resist - persuade, convince, make, at last! When after this the grandmother will ask the fourth and, sobbing, will tighten in a full voice "I remember, I was still a young man ...", do not prevent her from pouring out her soul. Better sincerely envy: this is the memory! You would be like that, at her age.

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And what a New Year's Eve without fireworks! Moreover, you have bought in advance a whole box of firecrackers. Made in China, by itself. Cheap, but angry. So quickly take matches, go to the balcony - and salute in the night festive sky. The sea of ​​adrenaline, emotions! Especially among neighbors in the house opposite, in the window which flies one of your firecrackers, having lost the course.

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Now is the time to return to the festive tableand drink another couple of bottles of champagne, before throwing the empty container from the balcony. It is known - the dishes are beating happily. Judging by the thunderous howl of the alarm system, as well as the furious swearing that came from the next balcony, the owner of the car, on whose roof the bottle landed, disagrees. Well, to hell with it! In the New Year can not relax, a parasite, a holiday spoils the spoils.

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And do not be a hamper - pour the champagne to the police along. Also people. And they also have a holiday.

Tip 2: Christmas post. Do you know how to fast properly?

Christmas is one of the brightest Orthodoxholidays in our country. Forty days of various abstinences precede him. Christmas fasting is considered less strict than the Great. It is important to understand its true meaning. It is a mistake to think that by refusing some products, you observe all the canons of the church.

In Orthodox Russia, the New Year is celebrated inthe strictest days of the Nativity Fast. This holiday, as well as in all forty days of fasting, is supposed to give up entertainment, watching TV, listening to music. It is not necessary to cancel the New Year's Eve. The main thing is not to violate the basic rules of fasting, to limit entertainment and abundant festivities on a festive night. In food, it is necessary to abandon products of animal origin: meat, eggs, milk and dairy products. You are allowed to eat fish on all days, except Wednesday and Friday. The last two weeks of the Christmas fast are forbidden to eat fish and caviar. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday allowed only dryness, that is, no vegetable oil is added to the food. All days of fasting are forbidden to drink wine. You can not overeat, because it is considered a sin. All the forty days before the Nativity of Christ, the Orthodox spend in prayer and repentance. For those who first fast and do not know the order of the rite, clergymen in the temple will explain all the rules. It should be as often as possible to attend church services and spend time in penitential prayers. Confession and Communion are held every day in the first three weeks of fasting. On the eve of the performance of these sacraments, it is recommended to visit the evening service. Corporeal abstinence should be fully combined with spiritual fasting throughout all forty days. The day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve. From the very morning until the first star appears in the sky, it is not allowed to eat food. This star reminds people of the biblical stories. The purpose of the Christmas fast is not to abstain from certain food, bad habits and carnal pleasures, but in the purification of the soul and repentance. And if you try to observe fasting in all its manifestations for the first time, perhaps something will not happen right away or somewhere you will go wrong. Do not despair and get angry, get upset and renounce the beginnings. Always you will be helped by the advice and guidance of priests and the commandments of the scriptures.